Today i decided to visit a native doctor in my community to check what is the cause of my itchy palms. The meeting was very funny.

He said the gods have finally turn their attention to me.

I asked "Baba what do you mean?"

He said "The gods want to lead you to your destiny."

I was very excited, then i ask him "when is that happening?"

He said "When you are ready."

I said "I'm ready now!"

He said "Ok my son, go to the market and buy 4 live chicken, half bag of rice, 6 bottles of grandnut oil, and spices".

Hmm! I was surprise he didn't ask for goat and yam. So i ask, "Baba, are you a christian"

Na so baba vex oo! Me carry my itchy hand waka, na who you want carry chop christmax!