Discussyes_logo
DISCUSSYES
CelebSample
Home Messages Mentions Dyesers Menu Panel
Ad
OFFLINE


Discussyes

Announcement

User info

Welcome, Guest! Please login or register.

You are here » Discussyes » Fun » Funny sayings that will keep you laughing

Funny sayings that will keep you laughing

Page: 1

Posts 1 to 7 of 7

1

  • Posted by: xteris
  • Trusted
  • xteris
  • Registered: 22nd Jan 2019
  • Invites: 0
  • Posts: 313
  • Respect: +6
  • Positive: +10
  • Total time:
    2 days 5 hours
  • Last visit:
    15th Jan 2020 04:38 pm

Greetings to all DYESERS! Enjoy these funny sayings!

1. If you are not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

2. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem but neither milk

3. I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed

4. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness

5. If you can't live without me, why are you not dead yet?

6. God created the world, everything,else is made in China

7. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

8. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart

:D :D Have a wonderful day #TGIF

Last edited by xteris (25th Jan 2019 09:39 am)

+3

2

  • Posted by: Natty
  • Trusted
  • Natty
  • From: Nigeria
  • Registered: 22nd Jan 2019
  • Invites: 0
  • Posts: 349
  • Respect: +58
  • Positive: +22
  • Sex: Female
  • Total time:
    1 day 18 hours
  • Last visit:
    21st Jan 2020 10:10 am

@xteris all are really funny :D

But this made me laugh specially

xteris wrote:

5. If you cannot live without me, why are you not dead yet? :-D

Last edited by Natty (25th Jan 2019 10:06 am)

0

3

  • Posted by: victor maz
  • Contributor
  • Registered: 22nd Jan 2019
  • Invites: 0
  • Posts: 21
  • Respect: +0
  • Positive: +1
  • Total time:
    1 hour 26 minutes
  • Last visit:
    16th Jun 2019 06:46 am

... :D seriously funny

0

4

  • Posted by: crisbar96
  • VIP
  • crisbar96
  • Registered: 21st Jan 2019
  • Invites: 0
  • Posts: 501
  • Respect: +9
  • Positive: +28
  • Total time:
    3 days 7 hours
  • Last visit:
    22nd Jan 2020 04:48 pm

These sayings are funny :D Nice one :cool:

0

5

  • Posted by: westerman
  • Special
  • westerman
  • Registered: 24th Jan 2019
  • Invites: 0
  • Posts: 182
  • Respect: +5
  • Positive: +4
  • Total time:
    19 hours 43 minutes
  • Last visit:
    18th Jan 2020 10:57 am

funny guy and i love it

0

6

  • Posted by: Cally
  • Reliable
  • Cally
  • From: Port Harcourt
  • Registered: 23rd Jan 2019
  • Invites: 0
  • Posts: 358
  • Respect: +20
  • Positive: +4
  • Sex: Male
  • Total time:
    3 days 6 hours
  • Last visit:
    24th Jan 2020 12:06 pm

Good one

0

7

  • Posted by: jamessy
  • Contributor
  • Registered: 22nd Jan 2019
  • Invites: 0
  • Posts: 25
  • Respect: +0
  • Positive: +1
  • Total time:
    2 hours 31 minute
  • Last visit:
    13th Nov 2019 07:46 am

So so so so funny :funny:

0

Page: 1

You are here » Discussyes » Fun » Funny sayings that will keep you laughing