1) Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over

2) I am so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed

3) The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

4) When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it's a scream

5) Can February march? No but April may

Last edited by Zonex (26th Mar 2019 01:35 pm)