1.
Jesus drove a Honda Accord, but didn't talk about it!
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" - John 12:49
2.
It was a Saturday morning and Akpos said to his wife, "Today I had a dream about a beautiful woman"
His wife replied, "Oh! Was it me?"
Akpos said, "No, it was not you, it was someone else"
The wife said, "Ok... I'm sure she came alone."
Akpos replied, "Yea, she did, how did you know that?"
Wife said, "Because I was with her husband, he came in dream too alone."
Happy weekend! 
Last edited by San2os (15th Jun 2019 10:32 am)
